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VACATION ISLAND Some worshipped a stone . wind-sculpted into nose and jaw and brow. Others were certain that safe passage to the next world was as tangled up as the broken bow in the torn, flapping sails of a washed-up sailboat. For every one that believed shrieking gulls were angels was another who saw the white-spume hand of god in waves that slashed against the mighty rocks that even more cast in the role of a south sea island Stonehenge.
I combed the beach each morning, stepping tentatively through the sea-grass altar, minding I did not disturb the apostle crabs, the sandy chancel where shark bone crucifixes stacked on holy shells. Cold waves rapped against my toes like street corner preachers eager to convert me but when everything was religion how was I to choose?
Ahead of me, two men were sacrificing a fish they'd scooped up in their net. A woman was praying to a pelican balanced on a buoy icon. Three children thought I was Satlombah, the Briny Redeemer. An old lady shunned me as Blafgir, the dark green lord of the kelp. All I was looking for was a kiosk where I could buy some post cards to send off home. I finally settled on a message in a bottle. "Having a wonderful time. Wish you were here."
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ADAM AND EVE AND YOU AND ME
So these are our true ancestors, man and woman cast in bronze, he naked, though his genitals are as modest as a babe's, and she covered by hair and fig-leaf, prudish even then when none can see.
And he's handing her the apple though not like I'd give you a piece of fruit. There's portent in this transaction. You can see it in the round brown eyes. God's warning is still ringing in his ear I'm sure, but a woman wants what she wants. And that's a fine serpent, exquisitely molded, long and slithering even if its body joins her waist, his shoulder. But look at that perfect snake head. His people rely on light effects to make them real enough for consumption but that sculptor sure knew his reptiles. It's the Fall of Man of course, that grand old artistic default when Madonna and child's not cutting it. But you and I stand before it, admiring this source of all human sin as if it were just another work of art: a Renoir maiden stepping into a bath, a Degas ballerina. "He does a nice temptation," you say. "Excellent," I agree, "though his corruption of innocence could have used a steadier hand." Then it's on to the next display, a collection dug up from some Roman ruins. "There's something sweet about a headless woman," I sigh. And you say, "I'm quite taken by that dickless man" Now if only this had been the Garden Of Eden.
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